Monday, January 13, 2014

9 commandments of the bathroom

I'm looking around my computer for a file. I'm not finding the file but a whole bunch of other fun things, like my "9 Commandments of the Bathroom" I created in 2009 for our girls. Cracks. Me. Up.




The 9 Commandments of the Bathroom


 


1. Thou shalt keep thy bathroom clean for it is true, four young ladies must use it daily. Also, guests to our home must use it for Kenny’s bathroom is disgusting. Thus it is so.


2. Thou shalt use toothpaste to clean one’s teeth. Toothpaste should only be on the toothbrush bristles, your teeth, tongue and gums. One should not feel the need to decorate the counter, the faucet, the soap, the Kleenex box, the hair spray, etc. If some toothpaste should go astray, it must be cleaned up. Thus it is so.


3. Thou shalt hang up used towels and washcloths on the many hooks in thy bathroom. Used towels and washcloths shall not be wadded up and stuffed inside the cabinets, left on the floor (of the bathroom or thy sleeping chamber), or on the counter. When washcloths become crusty, it is past time for cleansing. Thus it is so.


4. Thou shalt not leave thy dirty clothes in the bathroom. Neither the inner nor the outer room. Dirty clothes shall be taken to thy sleeping chamber and placed inside the dirty clothes basket. Thus it is so


5. Thou shalt let thy mother know BEFORE one runs out of shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, toilet paper. Thus it is so.


6. Trash shall be taken out weekly or before it overfloweth onto the floor, whichever cometh firsteth. Thus it is so


7. Bathroom users who are in the midst of their monthly shall deposit the dirties into a separate plastic grocery bag and that must be disposed of into the trash outside DAILY!! You shall incur the wrath of the mother if she sees (or smells) that you are not doing so. To do so would be not wise. Thus it is so.


8. Thou shalt put clean, folded towels away as soon as they are placed in the bathroom. They shall not stay on the floor or counter. Thus it is so.


9. Thou shalt turn the lights off when you leave. Only the lamp shalt remain on. Thus it is so.


 


THUS IT IS SO!


 

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